Project Stress Relief (Fish Tank)
                                                                      Created 12/27/2003

 I had heard that watching fish is a good form of stress relief.  There have been studies Upon studies, and I thought, “Hey...I needs me some stress relief.  I’ll get a fish tank!” You get a tank, some fish tank equipment, and of course... fish.  How hard can it be??  Brothers and sisters hear me preach!  Can I get an AMEN!  Fish are a pain in the ass to setup!  But in all fairness if you are like me, and won’t back down and admit defeat, you can get stress relief.  I killed 18 fish getting this right…..but damn it!  I finally got it right.

What makes me an expert of fish?  NOTHING!!  I’m still learning, but I know tons more now than when I started.  I’ve been doing this for something like 4 months.  So I don’t have years and years of experience with raising fish.  What I do have is a fresh knowledge of the problems and heartaches associated with starting out.  I love my fish tanks and want to share my ordeal.  I want to take away some of your heartache.  So the following is out of love for my new hobby.  Take it or leave it, I’m only trying to help. 

I’m going to tell you the gist of it first off for those of you just wanting to know how to get a healthy fish tank going and then you can read my painfully, agonizing, mistakes that I made so that you don’t repeat my mistakes (Read my fish blog).  And if you get your tank setup without all the pain..….you lucky lucky bastard.  But in all honestly, I’m rooting for ya.
 
Let me first say, don’t blame me for a frigg’n thing if it blows up on you.  You make your own call here, this is my opinion and only my opinion (legal disclaimer, now don’t try to sue me).  The following is how I did it and it worked for me.  I say this because if you go out on the web and read all the crap these so called experts tell you, you’ll pull out your hair and run screaming into the night.  One tells you to do this, the next web site says Nooo!!! Never do that!  I personally think the problem with all these experts is that they are bias to the equipment they use and the type of fish tank they want setup from years of doing it their way.  Oh yes, the type and kind of tank you want to setup is great.  So here is my spin on it from what I, a newby to all this, wanted and did to get it.

I think (my opinion only) that most people want a fish tank with colorful fish to look at.  After you get into this hobby people branch off and get into certain species of fish for one reason or another.  I…..wanted a fish tank full of different colors and shapes of fish.  Here’s what I learned about types of fish: 

But trust me my brothers and sisters; go with fresh water fish first as a learning tool.  Salt-water fish require you keep the tank water as close to seawater as much as possible.  You a chemist??  Didn’t think so.  Neither am I, I know how to pick and choose my battles. ;-)

The names of each group speak for themselves folks.  Stick with community fish my brothers and sisters, you will be tempted by the devil himself to buy those aggressive and semi-aggressive fish.   Some are really cool looking and you’ll think, hey….they don’t look so mean.  Put them with your community fish and they become murders.  AND! Your favorite community fish…….will ALWAYS be the first to die!  God’s way of smiting you for your sin….... 

The experts will tell you, you can mix certain types of the three classes, folks…no no no, not now.  Let’s get your first tank successfully setup ok. 

Ok, so now what?  Well….let’s talk tanks.  Fish tanks are made of two types of material, glass…duh, and acrylic.  Don’t be suckered into buying an acrylic tank, and here is why.  Acrylic tanks are much stronger than glass tanks because the material gives to stress better than a glass tank.  That’s the pitch the sales guy or gal at the pet store will try to give you.  How often after you setup your tank are you going to move the thing?? Don’t be suckered into it.  Also, the sales person won’t tell you how easily acrylic scratches.  The stuff needed To clean an acrylic tank is more expensive, they don’t tell you that either.    

Why is moving it and having a strong tank important.  A gallon of water weighs 8 pounds.  So when you put 20 gallons of water into a tank you have 160 pounds of pressure pressing on the glass.  If you have a 55 gallon tank, guess what…. you better damn well be certain where you want that puppy to be, moving it will be a major project unto itself.  And if you try to move it with the water in it, you will destroy it. 

Ok, we know the type of tank…what size???  Listen to me very very ….very closely….go with a 20 or 30 gallon tank.  Water is the reason why folks.  Water???? You say as you tilt your heads and make that funny sound, like a puppy hearing a weird sound coming from your rump.  Which is always a funny sight to see…. poor dog.  The water in the tank is the determining factor to how healthy your fish are and how clear your tank is.  So why a 20 or 30 gallon tank?  You get a 5 or 10 gallon tank you leave yourself as a newby to a very close margin of error to work with.  If you get a very large tank (like I wanted right off the bat) you’ve got a monster to clean and care for, I have a friend to thank for not doing that mistake.  I love big, I am a true American, bigger is better!  I want a big house, a big car (truck in my case), big yard, big salary.  You get the picture.  And I started off not only wanting a big (500 gallon) tank, I wanted to build the damn thing myself!  My friend steps in and became my voice of reason.   

I now have a 55 gallon tank cycling (we’ll get to cycling later) and I love it.  And thank God I did the 20 gallon tank first!! 

Ok, fish, tank…what next?  How about we talk equipment.   Brothers and sisters hear my words!  Stop ….catch your breath and then research the tons of different filters, heaters, air pumps, décor, etc.  Oh my God,  I think I went crazy researching equipment.  I say think because I blacked out a few times only to wake with blood on my hands and strangely, a stuffed stomach.  I don’t like to think about it…let’s move on.  

I took the hit for you brothers and sisters, can I get an AMEN!!!  Here’s what you need, trust me, or go research yourself and then write me apologizing for doubting me.  Don’t forget to kick yourself good for going crazy needlessly.  

Power water filter, the most important item you will have in your tank.  Get one with a bio wheel.  I literally spent hours upon hours researching filters, all kinds of filters,  from really cheap ones to some costing hundreds of dollars.  What is so important about the water filter and why a bio wheel filter?  Without going into the techno mumbo jumbo …and oh yes….I can break down exactly what happens here to the micro level.  This is what you need to know; you need a porous surface that gets the highest level of oxygen mixture to water ratio applied to it.  And once again to keep this simple, you need to remove the fish waste (yes, that means poop) from the water.  You do that by creating an environment with a good kind of bacteria that eats the bad stuff out of the fish waste.  A bio wheel filter is THE best way to do that without spending 2 or 3 hundred dollars.  Now one quick note, the same type of filter comes in different sizes according to the tank size.  Get a filter that is one tank size up from yours, you have a 20 gallon tank, get a filter that covers up to a 25 or 30 gallon tank.  BUT! Don’t get a …oh…let’s say a filter for a 100 gallon tank to put on a 20 gallon tank.  Oh yeah, the first thought of more filtration has to be better comes to mind.   But the speed to which the water comes from the filter
back to the tank would create a current that will over power the fish. 

Heater, get a fully submersible heater.  It’s a few bucks more but ooooh so worth it.  Here’s why, a heater is just that, a device that you can either place partly or fully in your tank to bring up the temperature of the water to a level that mimics the conditions your fish are accustom too.  So, why a fully submersible heater?   If you take a heater out of the water for more than a few seconds, it will burn out, maybe even burst.  The type that can only be partly in your tank has to be moved when you do water changes (we’ll get to that later) and have to be close to the top of the tank to stick out a little.  So you have to mess with it and see it.  You want a bunch of equipment seen when you look at your tank?  A submersible heater placed at the bottom of the tank in the back horizontally hides nicely and you don’t have to worry about it when doing water changes.  You place it behind some décor and you won’t even know its there. 

Air pump, you need oxygen to mix into the water for the fish to breath.  The water coming from your filter is probably enough aeration for your tank.  But a decoration with an air stone (stone full of tiny holes that the air pump is connected to) makes for a good looking effect and serves a purpose.  The easier it is for your fish to breath the healthier they will be. 

Lighting, get a cover for your tank, one with a light, don’t be a cheap skate.  Fish need 8 hours of light a day.  Put your light on a timer that you can get from a hardware place (should cost about 5 bucks) and you can set it and for get it.  Have the light come on automatically for 8 hours.  Fish have internal clocks like us, they need light and dark.  Fish sleep with their eyes open, they need the dark just as much as the light.  Don’t be a jackass, do the light thing right.

Plants,  I bring this up now because of the lighting.  Plants need UV light, not found in the typical light that comes with a fish tank.  Plants are great….once you’ve done your first tank.  They are messy, and require care like the fish.  Hold off getting real plants at first, we have some fake ones that when in the water are just as good looking as the real thing.

Gravel, some experts say don’t do it, DO IT! Here’s why; remember that bacteria, the good bacteria I talked about?  It not only grows on the filter, but on the surface of most things in your tank.  Gravel makes the number of surfaces much greater for you.  Also, ever seen a tank without gravel?  One word brothers and sisters, eeeeeeewwwwwwww!  All that fish poop just swishing around at the bottom, yuck!  Your fish tank is suppose to be a source of stress relief, not a game of, "Find the biggest POOP!"

Décor,  you need it,  fish get scared easily, they need some place to feel secure.  Hiding places like you’ll find with aquarium décor is needed to keep the fish from stressing out.  

On the note of stressing out fish.  You want to kill your fish slowly and painfully…stress them out.  Want them to live long lives and be as colorful for you as much as possible; remove as much stress from their tiny lives as you can.  I’ll talk more about this later. 

Water testing kit, get one with everything, test tubes, chemicals to test for ammonia, nitrites, PH balance, hardness.  Without going into all the techno mumbo jumbo again, your fish need the water to be within certain limits of the mentioned items.  A complete water testing kit will have a guide to let you know what the levels should be, its color coded and easy to do, don’t freak out.  A good test kit costs about 20 bucks.

A chemical (bought from your pet store) to remove chlorine from your tap water.

Aquarium Salt, used properly will promote healthier fish.  It works as a stress reliever and helps balance the water.  Note on the salt, if you are planning on having snails, which are way cool I think.  Don't use salt, and we won't go into how I found that out.  :-(

Water clearing chemical, not a necessity, but really clears up the water.
 
A floating thermostat.  Get one with the color mark so you know when the tank temperature is within the “safe temp zone”.  The safe zone is like 72 degrees to 80 degrees.  76 or 78 I have heard is the idea temperature.   My fish are happy and healthy at 78 degrees.  

You’ll also need an aquarium sponge to clean the inside of the tank glass.  Algae will eventually grow on the glass and decor, but can be easily taken care of with a aquarium sponge.

A water ciphering hose, to vacuum your gravel and remove water for water changes.  Vacuuming the gravel will help keep the level of poop to a minimum. 

A bucket to put the water you cipher out of the tank in. 

Fish food, fish have to eat right.  Tropical fish usually eat flake food.  Get some freeze dried worms to help supplement the flake food.  They'll love it and it'll promote healthier fish.

Ok! Now for the moment of truth!  Put it all together...except…don’t add fish yet.  WHAT!  You say.
 
Here’s the next topic, cycling your tank. 

Cycling your tank is the process of growing the good bacteria your tank needs to keep fish alive.  Add your fish to an uncycled tank will kill them.  Their waste will make the water toxic and kill them dead, found this out the hard way folks.  DO NOT add fish until your tank is cycled.  I suggest starting off by getting a water filter or making one. To see the steps on how I made mine, Click HereI went to a hardware store and bought tubing, a refrigerator filter for an ice maker, and fittings.  Not that mechanically inclined?  No problem, you can get a water filter made for this purpose from a pet store.  It’ll cost you about 3 times what one costs to make.  The reason for The water filter is to remove “stuff” from your tap water.  Gives you the best water to work with.  Once filled, add several pinches of fish food to your tank.  The food will decay and make the ammonia and nitrites the bacteria needs to feed on.  Add food every couple of days.  Testing the water levels every three days or so.  Do a water change every week of about 25 percent of the total water.  Don’t be anal about it, just look at the tank and figure out roughly where the 1/4th water level mark is and drain that much.  You will see the levels
yo yo high and low for awhile and THEN! When they stay at a constant level of zero your tank has finished cycling.  Now for the bad news folks, it takes one to two months to cycle a tank folks.  It could take less if you already have a cycled tank and you put one of the decorations from that tank in with the new tank.  You can also get an additive from your pet store that helps establish the bacteria quicker.  When the levels Stay at zero across the board, you’re done. 

Or! You can now buy a product called “Bio Spira” that has living bacteria in it that after you have setup your tank, after adding the water, when added will make the tank habitable for fish after about 24 hours.   

So tank is cycled and time to add fish.  Add two to four fish at a time.  Too many fish added will stress out the fish.  How many fish can you add?  A rule of thumb is 1 inch of fish for every gallon.  You do the math.  If you get 6 fish that will grow to 5 inches for your 30 gallon tank, then you’ve hit your limit.  Personally I want as many as I can get in the tank.  So I go with smaller fish.  Getting no bigger than 3 or 4 inches when fully grown.  

Tips on fish and keeping them healthy.  Fish need to be in schools of 3 or more.  Like I said before, I want a bunch of color.  So I will be getting for my 55 gallon tank fish of the same species (6 of them per school) but for Extra color, different ones of the same species.  My girl friend loves guppies.  And the great thing about guppies is the many colors fancy guppies come in.  I personally love a fish called Gourmai, I love their shape and colors.  Don’t settle for want one pet store has, visit every pet store within a reasonable distance to your place. 

A note on pet stores that I’ve learned.  The big chains have the same fish that a mom and pop pet stores has, but cost less.  The bad thing about chain pet stores, the people working there…suck.  You ask for knowledge and they give you a spin, that, like a newby you buy.  I let my first tank (according to a major pet store recommendation) only cycle for two weeks and it cost me 18 damn fish….grrrrrrrrr, da bastards.  At one pet store I asked what the difference was between the power filters that have the bio wheel and the ones that don’t.  The “fish expert” told me the bio wheel is just prettier.  Which sounded like a load of hooha to me so I researched for hours on the subject.  GET THE BIO WHEEL.  And to save you even more time…get the Emperor 280 for your 20 – 30 gallon tank, or the Emperor 400 for your 55 gallon tank.  It’s the best on the market.  AND order it from petsmart.com.  The store carries it for 76 bucks, bought it from the same company online for 45 bucks.  Now the mom and pop stores are good for knowledge.  The people that work there are fish people, not some stupid teen working the summer for spending money.  The same filter at a mom and pop store was going for 96 bucks.  So you need a combo of both major chain pet store and mom and pop pet store.  

Water changes,  do a 25% water change every week.  Only takes a few minutes out of your day and your fish will be very happy. 

My 20 gallon tank has plenty of places for my fish, 8 total, to hide.  They now only use the places to sleep.  During Light hours they are very active and out in the open. 

Feeding fish,  fish are constantly looking for food.  It’s in their nature folks, don’t over feed them.  If you can feed a small pinch of food every 3 hours or so, great.  If you can only feed them 2 times a day, no big deal.   They actually can go for several days without food.  I feed mine flake food and dried worms.  Just to mix it up a little.  They love the worms, it’s a treat for them.  If you put too much food in the tank and it settles at the bottom it will cause the levels to go crazy.  So give your fish a pinch of food.  If after 5 minutes there is still food floating around, you’ve fed them too much, cut back. 

I hope this helps you out on your journey and hasn’t scared you away.  Follow my advice and you’ll be ok.  I’ve done all the hard work for ya.  I have become attached to our fish, I’ve watched them grow from tiny things to healthy adult fish and love it.  I get great joy from knowing I am taking care of them and knowing that I didn’t give up on this hobby.  I wish you the best of luck.  May you experience the joy I have.